Schools can be a stressful place for the staff & the students. So we all deserve a chance to 😃smile😃 and 😆laugh😆 every now and then. To help you out with that, here are some funny (or are they cheesy?) teacher jokes to brighten your day.
On 1/29/2020, a group of Duct Tapers (Educational Duct Tape podcast listeners) got together to have a Twitter chat. Since the guest in the previous episode (Craig Klement) shared a teacher joke, I decided to have all of the chatters do the same! Here are some of my favorites! (note: you can see all of the tweets from the chat here)
A1. I'm Jake! For some reason, as a middle school math teacher, I was always amused by this one. I think it's just so bad that it's funny.
Why was the math teacher late to class?
He took the RHOM-BUS.#EduDuctTape pic.twitter.com/TRKY0uVnvf— Jake Miller (@JakeMillerTech) January 30, 2020
A1- Hey #EduDuctTape! Matt, 6th grade teacher from IL.
What do you call a group of guys who love math?
A: AlgeBROS. pic.twitter.com/3cq6ex89hy
— Matt Meyer (@54Mr_Meyer) January 30, 2020
A1) Hi all! Dan Stitzel, Tech Coach from Akron, OH!
My favorite cheesy teacher joke:
What type of Pencil did Shakespeare use to write his work?
………2B #EduDuctTape— Dan Stitzel (@mr_stitzel) January 30, 2020
A1: hey all! I’m Stella from Kentucky. I’m currently an Instructional Technology Coordinator. I love education and learning.
My favorite T joke: one sister cell stepped on the other cell’s foot. What did the sister say? “Oh my toe sis!” #eduducttape
— Stella Pollard (@Stella_Pollard) January 30, 2020
A1 John 4th grade T from STL MO. When I come in day after a hair cut and a kid asks, "Did you get a haircut?" I always answer: No… got them all cut. They charge me the same for one or all. #EduDuctTape
— John Hartmann (@hartel30) January 30, 2020
A1: Krista Hachadoorian, MS Sci teacher, NY. Has anyone seen the movie about the broken pencil? It had no point 😂#EduDuctTape
— Krista Hachadoorian (@KristaHach) January 30, 2020
A1 Jen from California k-5 technology teacher. My favorite math joke: Roman soldiers counting off: I, II, III, IV, V, VI – it doesn't work any better when told but I enjoy it nonetheless #EduDuctTape pic.twitter.com/ULtatphLt2
— Jenny Ellison M.Ed (@jellison23) January 30, 2020
You know why teenagers only travel in groups of three? Because they can't even… #EduDuctTape
— 🅼🅰🆃🆃 🅾🅻🆂🅴🅽 (@molsen14) January 30, 2020
A1 I’m Jeri! A favorite ELA teacher joke: The past, the present, and the future walked into bar. It was tense. #EduDuctTape
— karamkozak (@PlanetKEd) January 30, 2020
Geography teachers find mountains funny because they are hill areas… #EduDuctTape
— 🅼🅰🆃🆃 🅾🅻🆂🅴🅽 (@molsen14) January 30, 2020
I'm Stephanie Kirk from Tennessee. A little late, but here!
Q1 A1: I teach high school ELA, and I'm "old" so I use a lot of #dadjokes. Today we talked about a pun competition where a man entered ten hoping to win, but no pun intended. #EduDuctTape— Stephanie Kirk (@kirkscorner) January 30, 2020
A1 I went to the Fibbonaci conference last week. It w as good as the last two put together… #EduDuctTape
— 🅼🅰🆃🆃 🅾🅻🆂🅴🅽 (@molsen14) January 30, 2020
A1: Hi! I’m Dalley a 6th grade teacher from Southern California. My favorite math joke… Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet. #EduDuctTape #edchat pic.twitter.com/XUrpfCJKKh
— Dalley Wright (@fancactusin6th) January 30, 2020
OK, OK, one more! A teacher asked students to raise their hand and say what their favorite letter was. A little boy raised his hand and said "G!" The teacher said, "And why is that, Angus?"… #EduDuctTape
— 🅼🅰🆃🆃 🅾🅻🆂🅴🅽 (@molsen14) January 30, 2020
